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finluithiel) wrote2009-03-03 08:41 pm
finluithiel) wrote2009-03-03 08:41 pm
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urban dictionary
Gakked from Dea on Facebook:
Instructions: Go to URBAN DICTIONARY and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.
Then tag 15 of your friends. I tag whoever wants to do this. :D
1. YOUR NAME: Valerie
the most awesome girl in the world
Dan: "Sorry I was a dick to you."
Valerie: "I don't care."
Dan: "stopp ur gonna make me cry :*-("
(I am awesome! Teh Intarwebz hath spoken!)
2. AGE: 19
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."
"The whole fucking world has gone 19."
3. ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS: Christine
A deity; the best person to be in your corner; unlimited power and potential; a muse; someone that can change your life. Someone that takes your side even when you're wrong; soulmate; kismet; fortuitous; serendipity
If I only had Christine, I could do anything!
(I have more than a few friends named Christine. I am friends with a lot of life-changers!)
4. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING? : sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
(Um...o.O)
5. FAVORITE COLOR: Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.
(WTH xD)
6. FAVORITE NUMBER: 7
The fiercest digit known to man.
7 is the fiercest digit because 7 8 9. Ha.
(HAHAHAHAHA xD)
7. MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY: February
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.
People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.
"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"
"Eight days till march!"
"No. Nine days till march."
"*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!"
"ahhhhhhh"
(WTH.xD)
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO: Tito Lindy
Shortened name for Lindy Hop, the mother of all swing dances. The name comes from a 1927 news headline which proclaimed "Lindy Hops the Atlantic" with reference to Charles Lindbergh's legendary flight.
The dance is between partners, one leader and one follower, typically a man and woman. The choreography is improvised on the fly by the lead, who guides the follow through turns, pushes, and other steps.
The timing is based on four-count blocks, and is typically danced to big-band swing music.
Hey baby, wanna Lindy?
(I don't think my uncle can dance the Lindy Hop xD)
9. ONE OF YOUR NICKNAMES: Val
The world consists of good and evil; ying and yang.
The world and life itself, is good.
To even out all this goodness, there has to be an equal evil.
Thus Val was created.
Some say the balance between good and evil is uneven,
citing that val is much to much compared to the good side.
x: Hey man! Today is such a goooood day!
y: Val.
x: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(That's right, I'm EVILNESS INCARNATE MWAHAHAHAHA.)
10. One word to define you: weird
Interesting or strange.
As in, 'that's weird'
(Oddly enough, this is the least interesting definition I've seen tonight xD)
ETA: Again, I am made of LJ-cut fail .____.;;
Instructions: Go to URBAN DICTIONARY and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.
1. YOUR NAME: Valerie
the most awesome girl in the world
Dan: "Sorry I was a dick to you."
Valerie: "I don't care."
Dan: "stopp ur gonna make me cry :*-("
(I am awesome! Teh Intarwebz hath spoken!)
2. AGE: 19
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."
"The whole fucking world has gone 19."
3. ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS: Christine
A deity; the best person to be in your corner; unlimited power and potential; a muse; someone that can change your life. Someone that takes your side even when you're wrong; soulmate; kismet; fortuitous; serendipity
If I only had Christine, I could do anything!
(I have more than a few friends named Christine. I am friends with a lot of life-changers!)
4. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING? : sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
(Um...o.O)
5. FAVORITE COLOR: Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.
(WTH xD)
6. FAVORITE NUMBER: 7
The fiercest digit known to man.
7 is the fiercest digit because 7 8 9. Ha.
(HAHAHAHAHA xD)
7. MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY: February
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.
People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.
"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"
"Eight days till march!"
"No. Nine days till march."
"*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!"
"ahhhhhhh"
(WTH.xD)
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO: Tito Lindy
Shortened name for Lindy Hop, the mother of all swing dances. The name comes from a 1927 news headline which proclaimed "Lindy Hops the Atlantic" with reference to Charles Lindbergh's legendary flight.
The dance is between partners, one leader and one follower, typically a man and woman. The choreography is improvised on the fly by the lead, who guides the follow through turns, pushes, and other steps.
The timing is based on four-count blocks, and is typically danced to big-band swing music.
Hey baby, wanna Lindy?
(I don't think my uncle can dance the Lindy Hop xD)
9. ONE OF YOUR NICKNAMES: Val
The world consists of good and evil; ying and yang.
The world and life itself, is good.
To even out all this goodness, there has to be an equal evil.
Thus Val was created.
Some say the balance between good and evil is uneven,
citing that val is much to much compared to the good side.
x: Hey man! Today is such a goooood day!
y: Val.
x: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(That's right, I'm EVILNESS INCARNATE MWAHAHAHAHA.)
10. One word to define you: weird
Interesting or strange.
As in, 'that's weird'
(Oddly enough, this is the least interesting definition I've seen tonight xD)
ETA: Again, I am made of LJ-cut fail .____.;;