'tis true - all of it! *crosses fingers behind back*

[finluithiel]

by limitedbythesky

baruchan's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 5% Politically Correct!)

Started : 31st December 2005 10:07:03 PM Ended : 01st January 2006 12:12:08 PM

Alco Money! : $ 339

Guests of Honour

baruchan is an abhorrent Buddhist. baruchan drank 6 Vodkas.
kyla_panda is an abhorrent Wiccan and is as anti-alcohol as they come who constantly reprimands children for typos on internet forums. kyla_panda drank 13 Absinthes, 1 Whiskey, 1 Aftershock.
sandinyoureyes is a fufilled Wiccan. sandinyoureyes drank 5 Poteens, 2 Tequilas.
tsinay is a graceful Agnostic. tsinay drank 5 Gins.
si_wall is a pleasant Wiccan. si_wall drank 15 Aligator Bites, 1 Coffee Liqueur.
charmedwings is a detestable Taoist. charmedwings drank 1 Sherry.
imduhfairy is a horrid Fundementalist Christian and a newbie boozer. imduhfairy decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
tintin08 is an evil Hindu who spends their Sundays running around other farmers fields threatening bemused cattle with golf clubs. tintin08 drank 1 Bloody Mary, 4 Aligator Bites.
chatonelle is a graceful Agnostic and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night. chatonelle drank 7 Gins, 1 Whiskey, 1 Irish Cream, 1 Hot Toddy.
tabbydabby is a low-spirited Hindu. tabbydabby drank 3 Mint Juleps, 13 Coffee Liqueurs, 1 Absinthe, 1 Cider.
angrybee is a despicable Fundementalist Christian. angrybee decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
takbotayo is a happy-go-lucky Buddhist. takbotayo drank 2 Whiskeys, 6 Rums.

Sick!

Barfers of the world, unite and take over! I think they already have! There was 5 of them last night!

Fights

angrybee was sentenced to 25 years in prison after the brutal murder of sandinyoureyes at a party hosted by someone known only as baruchan. sandinyoureyes was burnt at the stake at baruchan's home sometime around 10:13:29 AM.

Lovers

No one would have predicted it at the start of the evening but it seems like tabbydabby has found an eternal soulmate in sandinyoureyes. Oh the romance!

The Drunkest

You tabbydabby, my dear fellow are a true alcoholic! You do love your dizzy juice dont ye!

Random Events

According to tabbydabby you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite.

si_wall offered baruchan £500 for just one sniff of their knickers. si_wall can now be contacted
at si_wall_give_us_a_sniff@hotmail.com.

takbotayo booted the Christmas tree in disgust after their tales of diahorrea in the armed forces made tintin08 choke half to death on a piece of popcorn.

Happy New Year!

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