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[finluithiel]

Someone sent this to Banzy, who shared it with the rest of the block:

MENTAL HOSPITAL HOTLINE ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES:

Hello and welcome to the mental hospital hotline.

-If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

-If you are dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

-If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

-If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

-If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.

-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

-If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer anyway.

-If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

-If you have short term memory loss, please press 9.

-If you have short term memory loss, please press 9.

-If you have short term memory loss, please press 9.

Comments

[saekomizuku.livejournal.com]

giggle.

[chrisviz.livejournal.com]

hey, i read this in her inbox. funny! :p