killing time before class

I was looking through the news feeds I subscribed to, and learned that:

- While my dad makes his own breath freshener using vodka, flavoring, and coloring, men in Russia actually drink their breath freshener, as well as their aftershave and cologne, among other things. o__O

- The inflation rate in Zimbabwe is at 3,714% and rising. WHUT.

- It's dangerous to go to school in Thailand right now because there's a big chance that yout teacher would be shot right in front of you, or your school would be set on fire.

- Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller are negotiating for the production of The Hardy Men, which is like Hardy Boys meets All Grown Up. Gag me please.