i'm a little teapot

I was looking through the entries at Ateneo Planking, when I found this:



HOW DID HE DO THIS? My mind, it boggles. @__@

Since when was the Philippines not considered part of Southeast Asia? I've been making a o___O face at Star World's Wikipedia page for the past few minutes. Oh, Internet. *rolls eyes*

I know that fanfics come in many shapes and sizes, Jane Austen modern-day AUs not excepted, but the author who re-imagined Kellynch as a nudist community, or the one who wrote the mafia!Elliots story, deserve a medal.

Yesterday, this made me late for my first class. We were not amused.

Today, this one in fact did not make me late for class, but it made me pay more than I usually do for my ride to school.

I'm starting to think that the Ayala Tunnel is cursed.

Because high-school-friend!Christine is evil and made me lose track of what I was supposed to write for my PSY 104 paper, I present this to you, dear f-list:

From teh_elb:

Winona Ryder to play Amanda, Spock's mom, in the new Star Trek film.

WTF. Seriously. O_____O

My sister emailed this to me. They went over this piece for her creative writing workshop:

We' ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma
mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it's only
now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the
eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya.
And then, he came over with me. He said, "I hope you don't mine. Can I
get your number?" Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn't give it back? He
explained naman na it's so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect
me if i'm wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya,
"The!" Aba ! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal
niya! I cried buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a
blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we'll go ouch
na rin. Now, we're so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks
God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I'm 33 na and I'm running our time.
After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you marriage me?" I'm in
a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it's four! This
is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces.
Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may
babaeng humirit ng, "Well, well, well. Look do we have here." What the
fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told
her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn't want this to get
our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling
her boyfriend. Ats if! I don't want to portrait the role of the other
woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, "please, mine you own
business!" Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it's not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na
rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I'm so happy.
Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He's so supportive. Sabi niya, "Look
at is this way. She's our of our lives."

Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never can tell. Just
burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a
mistake, we'll just pray for the internal and external repose of your
soul.

I second emotion.

THEY FOUND KRYPTONITE IN SIBERIA!! *snerk*

Superman, you are SO DEAD. xD

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This news was brought to the attention of yours truly by The Great Neil Gaiman.

I was browsing for Obi-Wan fic at The Pit, when I found...this:


Click on image to see crackiness in all its glory. The picture the author is referring to could be found here.

No words could describe the way I feel right now.