Y HALO THAR

I just wanted to show off my brand new shiny (I initially typed "sinny" -- Freudian slip, Y/Y?) icon because I was reading old wankery over at Fandom Wank and you can never get tired of Catholic jokes, dunchaknow? And this is totally not some lame way to procrastinate because I just couldn't afford to procrastinate as I feel as if I'm failing or at least getting a D in all of my core subjects, wahoo! But wait -- reading up on Ye Olde Internete Dramæ (I've been wanting to use the letter "æ" all day!) could be counted as procrastination right? Oh snap.

My head is aching and my body is sore all over. Also, I'd like to eat chocolate pudding, only we don't have chocolate pudding right now. In fact, I haven't even tasted chocolate pudding in my life, so I don't know why I'm starting to crave for it. Maybe it's because I ate vanilla pudding earlier. Which is probably why I have a headache because...I don't know why, it just is. In which case, I used causal inference heuristic #4 (Unusualness: 2 unusual things happen within a single timeframe, and the mind immediately leaps to the conclusion that one caused the other despite the utter batshit craziness of that logic). Who says Cognitive Psychology isn't fun? Certainly not me!

I made Rai jealous earlier because I had my printed-out copy of Humanæ Vitæ (HA! "Æ"!) fastened onto a yellow and brown folder that has "Made in Germany" printed on the back, but in English, not in German. I don't know how that has anything to do with the jealousy issue, but then there you go.

Did you know that paracetamol is derived from coal tar? I just downed a tablet of paracetamol. So does that mean I have a coal tar derivative in my system right now?

Why is the blue sky?

What's the point, PowerPoint?

See you later, Wally Gator!