I don't want to become an asymptote

I finally, finally remembered to have Rai-rai send this to me earlier:

Math tells us three of the saddest love stories: Tangent lines who had one chance to meet, and then parted forever. Parallel lines who were never meant to meet. And asymptotes, who can only get closer and closer but will never be together.*

* I edited this, because the original is in SMS-speak. xD