*cackles*

"Man's duty is to wield the sword! Defend the king!
"Wot? No! A male's duty is to uphold the banner of beauty!"

Adam was a gentleman in Eden
Though his body was admired,
You will grant the adding of a fig leaf was inspired!
("Oh, yes, a fig leaf does the job!")
If you're out to make a splash, cheri,
Do know your haberdashery!
Buttons, buckles, ruffles and lace
Represent the human race!
La, but someone has to strike a pose
And bear the weight of well-tailored clothes
Each species needs a sex that's fated
To be highly decorated
That is why the Lord created men!

Oh God, how I love this song. Mostly because I envision a group of fops flouncing around with their lacy sleeves and jabots and what-have-yous and generally being 'manly'. *snicker*

Why oh why isn't a local theater group picking up this musical? I want to spread the Percy love, damn it.