O HAI GAIZ

Chris Jericho is my NEW HERO GUYS. Him, on dancing the quickstep:

I want my frame to be sturdy like it's built from oak from Denmark with the Vikings, tempered in the 18th century. And a blacksmith named Gandol was a wizard and created the PERFECT FRAME! And that is what I want to be.

He's obviously a fantasy geek at heart, though I'd have to dock him points for incoherence and historical inaccuracy. 18th century Danish Vikings who TEMPER OAK? Really?

But I guess he did find a blacksmith named Gandol who is also an 18th century Danish Viking wizard, because he managed to hold his frame up rather well:

Dancing With the Stars is my new crack. SERIOUSLY.