argh.

EPSON PRINTERS ARE SO BITCHY I JUST WANT TO ASDFHASJLDFKL;ASDJKLFJKLASFJDSAKLFDSLAF THEM.

The printer told me I've run out of colored ink. Fine, I'm not going to print any colored thingies anyway. What I don't get is WHY it refuses to print a document with NO colors on it! There's still black ink left! What does colored ink have to do with printing something without any colors in it?

GAH. X(

hee.

Someone sent this to Banzy, who shared it with the rest of the block:

MENTAL HOSPITAL HOTLINE ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES:

Hello and welcome to the mental hospital hotline.

-If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

-If you are dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

-If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

-If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

-If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.

-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

-If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer anyway.

-If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

-If you have short term memory loss, please press 9.

-If you have short term memory loss, please press 9.

-If you have short term memory loss, please press 9.